SOUND THE ALARM ! CLANG CLANG WHIRRRR
Since the advent of me, The Alarmist, and my delightful yet widely misunderstood alarmist jottings, and my solicitation of...
While you here do snoring lie,
Open-eyed conspiracy His time doth take.
(Hence follows the first edition of The Alarmist, Avidly's advice column. The Alarmist seeks to...
