Selected with Morgan Fahey.
“Even with his soul, he can be an intolerable jerk. But he is a little bit better than the full-time Evil Ones. And that’s about as good as it’s going to get for us, on Earth, for now.” The Theology of ‘Angel’ in the City of Demons.
“[Y]ou’re the girl who told me, on the last day of school, to go fuck myself. And I’m the guy that deserved it.” An Open Letter to the Girl I Pretended To Have a Crush On in Eighth Grade.
While we prefer the literary arts, we have occasionally run into a Scumbag Analytic Philosopher.
1988: We’re Number One!
2013: We’re Number 16!
–Where To Be Born
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