Even if this is a faked baby with a faked Google street view, it’s still real. Martin Luther King, Jr. continued publishing his monthly advice column until December 1958, when his doctor advised that he limit his commitments following his September 1958 stabbing. Little did we know that this substance actually has beneficial effects– but Kobe Bryant didn’t want us to know!
“What did you do, give the elephant seal more protective mucus? A better immune system? Stronger nose hairs?” “Nope! That all seemed too hard. I just made a nose-picking bird.” Christopher Dorner is writing what Brian Norman describes as a “curse-prayer” that, as a form, “seems to exist outside of historical time,” even as its transcription “brings the curse and curser into the present.” Try to imagine catching the glint off a space-bus millions of miles away as it travels at tens of thousands of miles an hour and you’ll get some sense of the difficulty.
Bonus: Pipecleaner dance.